Sarcastic Anachronism
Hey there, my name is Katelyn. I'm a 20-something who is a BFA student, Whovian, Marvel, geek-tastic, punk rocker. I love sci-fi, period dramas, The Phantom of the Opera and complete equality for all. Cosplay enthusiast.

Green Tea is my Drug


I was browsing Jung Seed’s new catalog when I found this:

It’s a bearded iris called “Dracula’s Kiss.” 

And I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a flower more.  Seriously, look at this thing.  People go on and on about black roses, but this is the gothiest flower I’ve ever seen.

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Whenever I need to laugh, this never fails

 (via spindleshanking)

I love the way the phandom hijacks every single skeleton post ever. God bless us.




this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME

I want to live in it.




"Are you responsible for this box, sir?"

Time Flight - season19 - 1982

She has a mind of her own.

My To-Do list



  • Find a job for Fall (pending the state of scholarships)
  • Find another class for my schedule (pending the fact the other has no official meet time right now)
  • Fill an order for custom hoodies
  • Graduate college
  • Become a successful actor
  • Realize all the worries of my life are fucking meaningless
  • Dissipate into the cosmic void
  • Be reborn as a tree
  • Let birds live in my branches rent-free
  • Never let some kid cut me down to build his house.
  • I am not the Giving Tree
  • I am the fucking hates everyone tree
  • dissipate into the void a second time
  • Eat cake

Yep, that pretty much covers it. 

Sounds like you could use some homemade lemon cake

I need you and some cake. Yes. That’s exactly what I need. My best friend and cake. * falls into your lap*

My To-Do list

Yep, that pretty much covers it. 

  #Can you tell my stress levels are through the roof?    #Kiss my ass world  

…and I always will be.


he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not start playing dnd as one - friedrice nicesheep


"The slick"

This was a pose invented by accident, so to speak. During the first rehearsals in London Michael Crawford’s wig was less oily and slick compared to later wigs. When he removed the fedora during the title song cadenza, his wig acted up and he did an in-character move to smooth it out. 

Gillian Lynne, original choreographer, was watching the rehearsals. She swooned when she saw how sensual the wig smoothing pose looked, and told Michael Crawford to do it again (and again). And so the wig slicking became a part of the choreography, done by every Phantom to come. 

Here’s some legendary photos of it! 

1. Anthony Crivello, Las Vegas. 
2. Jonathan Roxmouth, Johannesburg. 
3. John Owen-Jones, West End. 
4. Dave Willetts, Edinburgh/UK tour. 
5. Michael Craeford, West End* 
6. Brad Little, Singapore/World Tour. 
7. Mark McKerracher, Manchester/UK tour. 
8. John Cudia, US tour. 
9. Scott Davies, West End. 

( * Note also how short his pants and jacket sleeves are. He and designer Maria Bjørnson wanted it this way, so arm and leg movements would be emphasized)